Cult o' SAoS

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach him to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach him to fish, and you've just blown away your entire fuckin' marketbase.

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Try to teach a man to fish, and he'll bitch you're not giving him free fish.

Give a man a fish, and he owes you a fish.
... and teach a man to fish, and he owes you royalties for each fish he catches.
... and if he teaches someone else to fish, take him to court with your army of laywers.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a man religion and he'll starve to death while praying for fish.

Democrats say -- "Give a man a fish"
Republicans say -- "Teach a man to fish"
Libertarians say -- "Go fish!"

(on similar terms)
Build a man a fire, and he is warm today.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.

...like an albatross hung around the neck :)

Kids, the next time you think of starting a website in a non-native language.
THINK AGAIN.
Or atleast choose your words carefully. Very, very carefully.

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Now, over to those who used to complain...

13> Some Like It Cold
12> Peggy Sue Got Buried
11> People to Do in Denver Who are Dead
10> Sex, Flies and Videotape
9> Lifeless in Seattle
8> The Right Stiff
7> Dr. Jekyll and Miss Formaldehyde
6> How Stella Got Her Grave Back
5> Four Beddings at a Funeral
4> The Corpse Whisperer
3> CASketball
2> Waiting to Exhume
1> Blue Vulva